she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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