So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Randomize
