on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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