Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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