There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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