so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You're like the curious george of whores
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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