I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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