You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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