I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Every concussion has its silver lining
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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