idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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