The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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