God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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