names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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