I got chris browned last night
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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