Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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