So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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