We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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