I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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