hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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