While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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