That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Randomize
