i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
