Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
