So drunk, too bad you don't want this
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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