Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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