He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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