am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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