I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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