I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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