Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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