I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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