Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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