Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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