He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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