I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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