have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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