Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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