so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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