If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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