They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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