how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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