what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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