I don't think brook has ever known best
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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