did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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