the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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