I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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