and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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