Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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