school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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