The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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