u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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