She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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