I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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