Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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