are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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